coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via thedavesofourlives)

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

(via thedavesofourlives)

Timestamp: 1408505487

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(Source: benadryls, via burst-of-giggles)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via everlasting-blooms)

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

(via theonegirldrummer)

Timestamp: 1408427997

yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

(Source: michellevisagevevo, via theonegirldrummer)